Just wait until they slander Hulk Hogan.

I sometimes pull out a pube and drop it on the urinal.  Am I a monster?

He might have dihydrogen monoxide intolerance. It’s real.

I feel like the Simpsons quotes need to go.  Nobody watches the Simpsons anymore and you’re showing your age.

MOVE TO BUFFALO Y’ALL. JOBS FOR SKILLED WORKERS UP IN HERE.

Excuse me while I go get some damn fine coffee. And hot!

Inexperienced QB mistake. Sometimes you need to take the Sack or quickly Unload.

You could hear the crowd gonads after the interception.

I can’t tell you how much better I feel now about my parenting.

stop talking to yourself

No seriously. College kids have more and more studying to do to keep up. Leave attendance to the homers and other losers to attend the damn games.

The list of NFL players who can effect and ultimately decide a game in such individual fashion isn’t long. Guys like Aaron Rodgers, Russell Wilson, Khalil Mack, and J.J. Watt are on it.

Please.

Dude, you just called God a loser. The obvious question is why now about ACLs and not in November 2016?

That’s a handsome colour, but that angle makes it look like a VibeTouareg. Golf/Rabbit

Gritty is the mascot Philly deserves. If there is a city in America more deserving of having Gritty as a mascot than Philly, I’ll eat my socks.

Twitter showed what we feared: Adam Schefter is still a nugget-hoarding turd.

why have i never seen this???!!!

I don’t watch at all! It’s great!  Through two games the Browns have been competitive in both games.  The Bills: they were not.

I retired when Jauron was coach.  And again when our superior 4-3 defense under Jim Schwartz was decimated by Rex Ryan.  And again when we traded Tyrod Taylor.  Long ago I realized that the less I emotionally invest in the Bills, the better my life is.