I’m kidding. He’s dead.

Both, god, both.

The Indians reportedly warned the Red Sox of a staffer named Kyle McLaughlin prior to the ALCS.

Swing and a miss on this one slugger 

Calling him a color commentator seems pretty racist Tom.

Or Detroit.

The Devil’s Nonagon.

The good news- she’s just a 1 handicap.

My phone autocorrects zen to Zen, so maybe it’s the proper noun rule that kept it out so long.

Bitch.... Michelle O accomplished more in her life BEFORE she became first lady than you and your whole tornado bait trailer trash family have ever even read about. Double Ivy League Graduate. Lawyer. Hospital Administrator. Mother. Go getter. Accomplisher of many things, not the least of which is to be married to a…

Comments have consequences: suck my dick, herb.

This should just be posted at the bottom of every article about “sexy costumes”, regardless of the context. 

Took me a second. Well done.

Who said that? I heard something, but I don’t see--oh, you’re down there!

So you can get cash and some sick new flavors of vape juice!

Cryptkeeper Al Davis Lock Of The Week

PUT THIS COMMENT DIRECTLY INTO MY VEINS

How many Tucker Max books do you own?

I’ve found Plankton!!!