The glorious Bills have already granted me this wish. They are so terrible that watching isn’t even an option.

Death to Boomers.

You left out the most important part that it serves as a hub for smart-home products that use Zigbee like Philips Hue.  But all of that is dumb, because Smart Things is infinitely better.

You left out the most important part that it serves as a hub for smart-home products that use Zigbee like Philips…

All those words about fear and football and the best part of the article was the bit about Coraline being a feature-length Tool video. Tool sucks.

I am in a very important meeting right now and there’s no way to read this now and post without waiting for 2 hours and then living in the grays.  I hope it’s a fine article.

Counterpoint: Big Dick Nick

I’ve read this article twice, your post twice and googled it as well, but I will not believe that the last name Bibens-Dirkx is anything but a typo. 

Tell that to Heather Locklear.

This is what happens when you have too many cooks in the kitchen AND nobody around to provide effective critique.  

This is what happens when you have too many cooks in the kitchen AND nobody around to provide effective critique.  

I just saw an old crush at our 20 year reunion. She’s now a dentist who lives in Kansas. Dodged a fucking bullet there.

Wait you literally wrote a novel about this?  I have those same thoughts but it’s way easier to drown your sorrows away in alcohol.

Is this my cousin Joe from Orlando? Is that you, buddy?

Asshole, it was 18 years. 18 embarrassing years.

Or a small-market lacrosse team

Pfft..I marinate chicken in cocaine and bbq sauce you snowflake.

I thought this said that Kamara was your FFB “LEAD BLACK”, and I was like ok, Drew, that’s bold but I commend you for the strong stance.

I think that’s grossly unfair.  He’s a much worse version.

Simple question:

In his defense, my refrigerator is pretty smart. Like it beeps when the door is open and lets me know when the filter needs replacing.