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Yes. Also, M’s are whiners.

excellent

You spelled LLOOOOOOOSSSSSSEEEEER wrong.

His singing voice sounds like marbles dropped in a garbage disposal.  But those marbles have smoked for 30 years.

Shitter.  It’s shitter.

In this person’s defense (actually my defense), I live in New York which is dead fucking last for Ns. Do you know how many N states we have? New Jersey, New Mexico, New Hampshire. Then there’s Nebraska, Nevada, North Dakota, North Carolina. I feel like I missed like 6 more.  This “M” whiner is a goddamn baby.

His music sucks.  

It is what it is.

Counterpoint: it’s a terrible name.

Every once in a while though he kind of did this alligator arms thing and dropped a lot of balls.  But he was great.

If he brings up states’ rights I hope he gets hit by a truck.

I had the opportunity to go to game 3 of the NBA Finals in Cleveland in 2016, but decided against it, because the Warriors crushed the Cavs in games 1 and 2.  Why go see another blowout?

I was doing a Big Brother program and was mentoring a young kid from a rough neighborhood in Buffalo. He had never been to a Bills game so I decided to take him. This is not about urinal issues or drunken tailgate. The Bills lost 6-3 to the Cleveland Browns. Derek Anderson went 2-17 for 23 yards. And he won.

And their starting quarterback was out. I mean, game over amirite?

How much will these be? Over 9000?

Have you not seen these before? It’s called a Flip and Fuck.

Have you not seen these before? It’s called a Flip and Fuck.

#25 - Lord Eddard, the North Remembers.

Colonel Sanders may or may not have been racist, but Colonel Angus transcends racial lines.

Will performing these activities get me a steeply discounted Dyson cordless vacuum or a smart-home assistant? If so, I’m in.

Jesus Christ there are a lot of misogynists reading this blog.  What the fuck.