Tell that to Heather Locklear.

This is what happens when you have too many cooks in the kitchen AND nobody around to provide effective critique.  

This is what happens when you have too many cooks in the kitchen AND nobody around to provide effective critique.  

I just saw an old crush at our 20 year reunion. She’s now a dentist who lives in Kansas. Dodged a fucking bullet there.

Wait you literally wrote a novel about this?  I have those same thoughts but it’s way easier to drown your sorrows away in alcohol.

Is this my cousin Joe from Orlando? Is that you, buddy?

Asshole, it was 18 years. 18 embarrassing years.

Or a small-market lacrosse team

Pfft..I marinate chicken in cocaine and bbq sauce you snowflake.

I thought this said that Kamara was your FFB “LEAD BLACK”, and I was like ok, Drew, that’s bold but I commend you for the strong stance.

I think that’s grossly unfair.  He’s a much worse version.

Simple question:

In his defense, my refrigerator is pretty smart. Like it beeps when the door is open and lets me know when the filter needs replacing.

Yes. Also, M’s are whiners.

excellent

You spelled LLOOOOOOOSSSSSSEEEEER wrong.

His singing voice sounds like marbles dropped in a garbage disposal.  But those marbles have smoked for 30 years.

Shitter.  It’s shitter.

In this person’s defense (actually my defense), I live in New York which is dead fucking last for Ns. Do you know how many N states we have? New Jersey, New Mexico, New Hampshire. Then there’s Nebraska, Nevada, North Dakota, North Carolina. I feel like I missed like 6 more.  This “M” whiner is a goddamn baby.

His music sucks.