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It is what it is.

Counterpoint: it’s a terrible name.

Any clown who creates a website to find hot chicks is dripping, sopping, wet.

Every once in a while though he kind of did this alligator arms thing and dropped a lot of balls.  But he was great.

This is my favorite. They’ve changed the lighting, he’s obviously trying to flex, and otherwise looks no different, but LOOK AT THE DRAMATIC RESULTS!

If he brings up states’ rights I hope he gets hit by a truck.

Yeah, I’m not sure I’m down for this.  Eyes, lungs, pancreas?  That’s what they decided to put in the trailer?  It’s like Venom is trying to be Deadpool but in a gross eating people kind of way.  Meh.

I had the opportunity to go to game 3 of the NBA Finals in Cleveland in 2016, but decided against it, because the Warriors crushed the Cavs in games 1 and 2.  Why go see another blowout?

I was doing a Big Brother program and was mentoring a young kid from a rough neighborhood in Buffalo. He had never been to a Bills game so I decided to take him. This is not about urinal issues or drunken tailgate. The Bills lost 6-3 to the Cleveland Browns. Derek Anderson went 2-17 for 23 yards. And he won.

And their starting quarterback was out. I mean, game over amirite?

How much will these be? Over 9000?

Have you not seen these before? It’s called a Flip and Fuck.

Have you not seen these before? It’s called a Flip and Fuck.

#25 - Lord Eddard, the North Remembers.

Colonel Sanders may or may not have been racist, but Colonel Angus transcends racial lines.

Will performing these activities get me a steeply discounted Dyson cordless vacuum or a smart-home assistant? If so, I’m in.

Jesus Christ there are a lot of misogynists reading this blog.  What the fuck.

A pithy comment indeed, my friend.

Instead of relying on air conditioners and powering them with fossil fuels, we should look to cheaper, more-efficient alternatives such as death.

I find the Roku Elite to be the best product I own.  It has both RF and IR capability and can turn on your TV and control TV volume.  95% of the time I need nothing else.  The only thing I wish it had was an input button, but because we’re almost always on Roku it’s not usually needed (hence 95%).

If they could um just not do that, that would be great, mmmkay? This is not something we need.