I am white, but I’m smart enough to know that white people do not have cookouts. We think we do, but we are actually just having people over for grilled foodstuffs.

what in Christ’s name is this shit? Dear God.

Hi, I’m a very white person. (Note: Jesus was not a white person despite my username). I have words.

I was all over ExploreStLouis.com and there’s no blow jobs. Calling the BBB.

Apparently some folks thought it better than this fucked up spelling: יְשַׁעְיָהוּ  

+1 chiseled butt participation statue

I’m pretty sure that when you’re brown it’s okay to talk to other brown people however you want. But really, he’s of Indian descent so it really is like talking about people who are not of his heritage. Shit I don’t know, I’m just giving him a pass I think?

what is this, the care bear stare?

Let me be the first to say, put down your fucking phone and go help people!

This is Jezebel not Deadspin. Get back in your swim lane.

Dude, we do not think he is evil incarnate. But he totally did it.

There’s a poignant observation in Toy Story 2, which calls out that interest in westerns dropped after the moon landing. I’m basically going to make the same assertion here except to point to science fiction—specifically Star Wars—-as the reason that period pieces like this didn’t resonate with kids of that period. In…

It really tied the room together.

The Dude abides. That’s the philosophy. The end.

I bought one of these. Although you folks seem to love it, I would only say this thing is so-so for BAU shaving. If you don’t want to look like a scruffy hobo, then you need a real razor.

I bought one of these. Although you folks seem to love it, I would only say this thing is so-so for BAU shaving. If…

He should shut up and dribble.

Simple folk with simple dreams are the most realistic.

I would take a backup QBs salary, a Super Bowl MVP and a colossal penis any day.

Can we take this offline?

I’m so far sold on the Philips Sonicare that it’s not even close. I have a Diamond Clean that is from a few years back. I had an Oral Triumph for a number of years. I thought that was good. The Sonicare is so much better that I can’t put it into words. The Triumph was terrible about getting goopy and hard to clean.…

I’m so far sold on the Philips Sonicare that it’s not even close. I have a Diamond Clean that is from a few years…