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Christ on a Cracker
hayzeusburns

OMG I hate you.

I just googled Gundam statues and now I live in fear of their eventual uprising.

Well it’s tough to criticize someone for cursing the damn Canucks when that’s literally the name of a sports team so there’s that.

Maybe not teenagers but at least a couple little fuggers I agree.

No. Fuck that. There is no God. The Patriots and Donald Trump are proof.

Burn it. all. down. Who cares about the Olympics when this is happening?

This is the wrong choice.

It’s Millie and yes.

Fuck. Yes. Gurl! You are Wonder Woman!

If some tramp gets knocked up, use the following rules:
(a) if she is a hypothetical woman that you do not know, she must absolutely keep that fucking baby.
(b) if she is your wife, she must also keep the baby because she has no rights to choose anyhow; however, if the public doesn’t know about the pregnancy you may

Someone died! Hilarious!

This happened to us Bills fans up until 17 days ago. Now I think there will be a rebirth of foolish hope. Damn fools.

It is always the fatalist, but only if you aren’t the fatalist that openly attacks the raging asswipe diehards. If so, you are actually just a polar opposite raging asswipe.

I LOLed at CRUNCHBLASTED.

With all due respect, that douchebag is a 4-time Pro Bowler.

No no, guys. He said n***a not n****r.

I am willing to make an exception to support this sodomy.

There’s a halo over 30. So is Steph Curry dead? Conspiracy time.

This makes me sad, because Tyrod Taylor was literally bodyslammed twice yesterday. I mean TT is no CN but it really sucked.

Fuck no. Republicans really like that kind of thing. That’s why they get a hard on (actually literally) for Ann Coulter. I think it’ll get a lot of crossover votes.