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Imagine trying to apply this line of reasoning to other situations. “Oh, that’s just Lee Harvey Oswald being Lee Harvey Oswald. Nothing we can do about it!

That’s crazy!

I don’t wish ill of people often, but I hope he spends his afterlife reliving the last moments of each child for all of eternity.

Would I be wrong if I stated that Apple is the North Korea of software companies?

It wasn’t awful for all of them. She obviously enjoyed her time at nick.

“I guess I’m upset.”

She thinks she’s reprocessing? I have an 18-year-old right now, so I watched A LOT of Victorious and Sam & Cat, and I’m trying to square that with her putting out album after album of songs about her wanting to bone down 24/7.

ACAB, All Celebrities Are Bad.

Did Mr. and Mr. Smith get any better because I bailed after three or four episodes. It didn’t strike me as award worthy.

It’s a lot more than 10%

The bottom 10% of society is just sooooo in need of attention:

Once again: if you’re at a live performance, barring an emergency that generates a cry of pain or some other kind of involuntary noise, your task is simple: shut the fuck up, and watch the show.

Severance is tops for me, but they better explain those goats. Tired of these mystery box shenanigans where the producers never even intend to explain anything, they just throw weird and random stuff in the show to make you keep watching, hoping for a hint of an explanation. But I suppose LOST perfected this long ago,

Christ, isn’t a little early for the “Baby It’s Cold Outside” clickbait discourse machine to fire up again? Didn’t we settle this years ago, or has the COVID brain fog destroyed that part of our collective memory?

Jesus, I know Hollywood is totally out of ideas but I thought we had to at least make it 2 years bare minimum to do "nostalgic revivals".

I pretty much ignored Tom Cruise’s films post couch jumping moment mainly because many of the movies he made in that time frame didn’t interest me for whatever reason.

He’s been working so hard to revive his image but honestly and I know we don’t talk to death about the slap anymore but, he must’ve known this would happen. That was the equivalent of walking off the job. Dude stood up walked all the way to stage and attacked another celebrity. In what world did he not think there

Martin Lawwrence was never funny. I watched his show because there wasn’t much else and I like Tisha Campbell and Tichina Arnold. The best he could do was “make faces”, mugging at the camera like a ten year old. I stopped watching his show because humiliating Campbell for punch lines made me want to punch my tv.

It must be tough to go from hobnobbing with the Hollywood elite to slumming it with Front Row Joe. But it’s the only way he’ll learn.

I feel like there’s a pretty solid chance that Sandler is just smart enough to be quiet about his politics and his constant hiring of shitty fash friends is no accident.  Like he’s a registered Republican and he’s donated to fuckin’ Giuliani in the past.