I’m going home to sleep with my wife!!

The f - it -flam - flames. Flames, on the side of my face, breathing-breathl- heaving breaths. Heaving breaths... Heathing...

Shut up, Meg.

This is only an armchair observation, so take it with a grain of salt:

1. The internet has introduced us to a much wider berth of media. This is good for broadening our horizons, but also means there is no “everybody watches the same TV show and discusses it around the watercooler” like there used to be.

2. People are…

Are you unfamiliar with Jerry Seinfeld?

Seinfeld is one of the most un-self-aware, arrogant celebs.

I went ahead and ctrl+F’ed this article looking for “Israel,” “Hamas,” or “Bari Weiss”, but the only person bringing them up was you. Sort of strange from the person who posted this when I accused you of just trying to rile people up:

Except for Topher, right?

Adorable how they’re trying to pretend like them all happily trying to protect a convicted rapist didn’t happen and has nothing to do with this.

Am I in the minority that Seinfeld is a supremely irritating presence? A guy who seems so above everything, and comes across so humorless for a comic. If you thought I was hesitant to see a film based on Barbie, imagine how I feel about a Netflix-only film about one of the shittiest breakfast foods ever created.

Largely uninterested in this, but I am happy Domnhall Gleeson is still getting work. Let’s keep it that way.

The worst part is the dumb donkeys in the audience that absolutely lose their freaking minds clapping and cheering when she breaks. It’s like when there’s a celebrity cameo, they need to factor in like 10 seconds for an applause break just because the hillbillies in the audience seen a celebrity.

They really want to break Heidi? Send in Dr. Poop!

I love that they ended it in Comic Sans!

I actually wanted to like this episode even though I’m not a Gosling fan. In partincular, the hospital skit showed a level of originality I haven’t seen in years (also creepy AF).

Papyrus 2 not being in the full episode is a great shame.  Very good followup.  Also they made him do the Blade Runner goddamn it for fun.

We’re starting off strong [...] the return of the unhinged Colleen Rafferty

You gotta mention the new Papyrus skit!

It’s a shame because I actually thought there were some funny ideas for sketches, but...at what point is it enough with the breaking? He’s done this every time he’s hosted, in almost literally every live sketch he’s in, and it always becomes the only thing anyone takes away. Is this still cute? For a lot of people, I…

“When Matt’s estranged daughter (Dennings) and her teenage kids move into his house, the real restoration begins.””