Schwarzenegger is listed as 6'2" in the same way that Tom Cruise is listed as 5'9"

The parody movie boom had to be some sort of racket. It produced maybe three watchable movies, a couple dozen increasingly derivative movies, and then somehow continued on for a few more dozen, I believe, moving through “fake SNL type parodies of parodies” before somehow bursting through the bottom of the barrel into…

Paramount Pictures announced it will reboot the beloved horror spoof franchise Scary Movie

I appreciate the warning

It would make for a great double feature with with the film

Definitely only 10% talking head interviews. And scenes of the crew arguing with each other. Walking through the woods. Setting up camp.

I have great reverence for it as my entry into the faux doc style of horror film. I loved it on my first watch in the theater and loved it again on my second and third. I absolutely LOATHED people in the theater, half of whom walked out bitching about a movie they claimed they could have made (and not a single fucking…

huh, I have no memory of the 2016 reboot?  But i’m hopeful, the latest Hell House turned out to be the best of the lot, so there’s still a chance

Curse of the Blair Witch predates Blair Witch Project. It’s not a spinoff.

I had a friend who believed the same - in part because he misremembered the doc as being on the History Channel instead of SciFi. Funny that back in 1999 the History Channel was considered a trustworthy source instead of your #1 stop for aliens and conspiracy theories.

i still consider it one of the scariest films ever made, and that’s having rewatched it numerous times and knowing full well that it’s fiction. something about the highly believable, “here’s what it’s like to be lost in the woods” vibe which works for me.

Mix it up. Have them get lost in suburbia. 

I posit that Curse of the Blair Witch was largely responsible for peoples belief the movie was real moreso than the actual movie. As I too saw that and thought it was a real show, as those types of shows were really popular at the time (well, I guess they are still popular). I think the whole thing was debunked pretty…

I don’t think there is any right or wrong here. It comes down to what scares you. For some people, the primal scares of The Blair Witch Project - being lost, cold, alone in the dark, feeling chased, watched - feel very real and visceral. For others it can seem silly. I think both views are valid.

I still remember watching the Curse of the Blair Witch on SciFi, back before it was widely known the movie was a mockumentary.  I thought it was real, and watching that doc absolutely freaked me out.  

Not another Blair Witch reboot

Why not? The 2nd one was #DOPE! In unrelated news, here’s a new SPR3 music video that ALL my av club pals are sure to enjoy!

Yeah, I’m very much not the person to be swept into that sort of thing, but that kiss is...I mean, damn.

I liked the Leslie/Ben and Andy/April stuff for the most part, so I’d probably extend Peak Parks and Rec a couple of seasons, but jesus does that show just dissolve into a warm puddle of goo by the end there. There’s pointless, self-indulgent victory laps, and then there’s Parks and Rec’s seventh season.

“The actors also alleged that Stallone asked production to bring in “pretty young girls to be around me” instead.”