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Can’t all of us little Schmittys just get along?!

Oh yeah, I’ve been hot for Skeet since I was 10. He could get it.

Replace him with Skeet Ulrich. He’s been the bargain bin Depp for years, time for the ole switcheroo

I really loved that they utilized Imperial Teen’s Yoo Hoo twice

Liam McPoyle finally got his revenge.

Now Tayne I can get into

You sound like a judgmental bag of dicks who has his own plethora of issues, but instead of dealing with them, you project about ex girlfriends to make yourself feel better.

Welcome back!

I saw Us in theaters on Thursday, and dled a shitty cam copy on Friday so I can watch it 4 more times. Not that I have a problem giving Jordan Peele $$ but all the theaters nearby have turned into “luxury theaters” and it’s not my scene. Give me a hole in the wall, cheap ass theater any day. 

Oh sorry, I’m a dummy, I missed the part that mentioned him singing Janie’s Got a Gun. My apologies

I have a tiny figurine of Teddy Pierce from Community’s stop motion episode, Abed’s Uncontrollable Christmas. It sadly doesn’t squeak when it walks, but I keep it out year-round anyways.

Everything about Bogey Lowenstein’s party was absolutely amazing 

Damnit. That was mentioned in the article. That’s what I get for racing to the comment section before reading.

Maybe I should be ashamed I know this, but he was spoofing Freddie Prinze Jr. from She’s All That. Popular but dimwitted football player who just broke up with his gf, makes a bet with friend, etc. etc. His name was even a play on FPJ’s character’s name

That must be Nigel with the brie! *chuckles to self*

Oh okay, well toy story sucks 

Disgusted, but not surprised. She’s an out-of-touch bitch