Uni....? So you’re not even American?!?

Fork yes, mother forkers

Jurnee will always be Denise from Full House to me

FFS, Jlaw was great as Raven in First Class, but she is not a member of the X-Men. Stop rewriting the comics just to get her more screen time. And Sophie is great as Sansa, but she sucksssssssss as Jean. Hope they got her an accent coach for this one. Also, I hate the new Cyclops.

I went to the Georgetown Prep homecoming dance in 2003 with a boyfriend who went there. It was the most uncomfortable night of my life. My ex was a decent guy, but his friends were all smug, sexist pricks. GP molds the powerful douchebags of the next generation

Where’s Vicki when you need her?

It lacks the urgency of season 1. Last year, I could barely wait between episodes, not so much for S2

First season of The Sinner was better. This one’s watchable but it’s nowhere near as captivating

I liked when he got in a fight with the host of Double Dare

She doesn’t look a lick like Dee Dee

Looks good, looks scary, definitely going to see it in theaters, but there looks to be a bit of gun fetishizing which I’m not crazy about. I’d prefer for Laurie to utilize a butcher knife, but I’m old fashioned

Man, I was getting psyched because I thought it’d be an app that told other people on their cell phones during movies to shut up. (I do realize the conundrum of having to use your cell phone to do so, though)

Ugh tell me about it. I went on FB for the first time in months yesterday and it was a sea of parents posting pictures of their children holding twee mini chalkboards declaring what precious grade they were starting. That’s all there was. I hate Facebook, I hate children, and I hate all of you! :)

He’s really hot. And yeah I love his music. #basic

GatorJ-231-South Side God, not 281-South Side Gawd...

Also, it’s GatorJ-231-South Side God, not 281-South Side Gawd.

He’ll always be okay in my book for A Little Princess

I hated upselling. And serving in general. I worked for Ruby Tuesdays for a number of years and there was a long stretch of time where we were expected to ask every guest who ordered fries, “Are your fries piping hot?” immediately after delivering the meal. Didn’t say it once. Even with managers watching. I told them…

The hair plugs were a huge improvement 

Maybe we could perform a choreographed song and dance at the high school talent show and win the necessary $1.85 million in the form of an oversized check to save the house at the very last minute