also, how cute is her haircut?!

don’t really know anything about him besides those gifs. but i bet he has a big dick and i’m down to clown around

I want tickets so bad. I saw her with Britney a few years ago and it was the best concert of my life. Watching her headline a show means I could die happy.

My life goal was to memorize and perform Nicki’s amazing Monster verse. Proudest accomplishment of my life

This sucks so hard that I’m gonna be a Mr. Hyde drinker tonight

I JUST realized I have Paper Towns on my bookshelf! Never been read! OOOOH weekend here I come!!

Just realized both Schreiber bros are nominated. Good for them. That’s a manwich I wouldn’t mind being a part of

I felt like I was supposed to feel guilty for my abortion and it’s hard to shake that feeling. But would I do it again if I had to? Yes

Ariana is sooo smart, babes

YES! Let’s be friends!

I'm doing it now... Shhhh ;)

Personally, I go for a Franzia wine spritzer. Half seltzer, half shitty boxed wine. By the end of the episode, I’m singing (aka making up my own words) and clapping along

Just drink while watching it! That’s how I do it

I sing “Money for Nothing” every day when I walk my dog. If the bus pulled up mid performance, they wouldn’t be able to drive away fast enough.

Thanks! I called. I’m livid.

And they say romance is dead!

I’m just here for Kristen Stewart

You met Bill?! omg tell me everything

I should have known better than to read the comments on the Us Weekly link to the Caitlyn Jenner story. I’m just gonna hole up over here in the Jezebel comment section where I feel safe

I’ve never seen it, but it did pop up when I was stalking him on IMDB earlier. I’ll check it out, feel like a creep for leering after a child (even though he’s older than me), then settle it by trying to find his episodes of Undressed online (which I also have never seen but are in my queue, thanks to internet…