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I'm Figuratively Dead
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I really really hope you find it and share it with the world...or just me

My name is Ian Duncan and I’m here to say, I’m going to rap to the beat in a rapping way! I’ve got a real big penis and I drink lots of tea...

Newsies was a feast of boy hunks. Spot had the dreamiest eyes. When my sister and I fantasized about which ones we’d marry, I always got stuck with Les because he was closest to my age. Which apparently, ain’t a bad thing

Goldblum is hotter than Hemsworth. #fact

One of my favorite memories is of my 23rd birthday. The cops got called to the house party and my asian roommate and best friend wouldn’t let them in. (Everyone was of age) The rookie cop made some snide remark and called my friend “Jackie Chan.” I lost it (I was drunk, young and angry) and stormed outside cussing out

Yes! Thank you! I've been waiting for this episode review because I so desperately didn't want to feel like I was the only one completely off put by this lousy attempt at humor. If I was searching for those kind of laughs, I would have gone to see Entourage in theaters. I thought OITNB was more intelligent than that

when Piper gives her “Panty Speech”, I got irrationally angry towards her. It was so tacky and cringeworthy, I get that it was supposed to be funny, and I don’t have an issue with dirty underwear, but the whole thing just left a bad taste in my mouth (no pun intended)

I really enjoyed this season, but Piper’s “panty speech” in the eighth episode was so tacky and ridiculous. I cringed. Not out of embarrassment for dirty underwear, but because it was so cheap and obnoxious

Not a tampon, but I had to buy a plunger for my friend last week and it was mildly embarrassing when I passed a hot guy on the way to her apartment. Stuck out like a sore thumb

til their 30s?! god what was i doing since 5th grade

Season 3 was somewhat of a disappointment but I feel like it really found itself this season and is probably at the best it has ever been. Definitely worth a watch

I feel totally jipped. This made me really happy and I honestly feel so attacked right now. Blake should make it up to me by making them the godmothers like Amber said

aw, crap. I didn’t catch the word “dance.” As you can probably tell, I didn’t attend a good number of those

I spent a good portion of middle school faking sick to avoid the group of mean girls who I used to be friends with when they suddenly decided I was uncool. It turns out, (because my mom kept dragging me to the doctor) that I actually had an enlarged liver, whatever the hell that means, but it kept me out of school

Marry me.

I wanted to like this but I just can’t support the dude trying to do Mike Britt’s part (females are strong as hell!) he looks like hes trying too hard and is way too cartoonish/drama clubb-ish

Geez, whatever happened to predictability?

yesss

God, what a selfish bitch.

Love me some BritBrit. All I want is for her to be happy