Let's lower it even more for Oscars 2016! Wooh!

I used to do the Butt Parade, as my mom called it. Every time she got a phone call, I'd take off all my clothes and march around the house waving my diaper in the air. What can I say? I like to keep things classy. Also, pants suck

This is the most ah-maz-ing potential news in the history of news!

I know! I remember in the first two seasons, Tom was my favorite character. Now he's kinda cartoonish. It sucks because Aziz is so talented

I loved the episode but one thing really threw me off, and that was Ron blabbing to Lucy about Tom. I know he loves weddings and he was excited but it was just wayyyy too out of character, it seemed forced. Ron said he was always honest when speaking to Tom, but since when has honesty ever trumped privacy in his…

Someone needs to remove his vocal chords

This implies that one must have friends

Yes! He's mixed with a King Charles. He's very proud. and Hell yes to the Franz! It's like 5 wines for the price of 1! TGIF!

Replace cat with dog, and I'm yours. Also, I could have picked a more flattering pic of my dog, but I'm kinda diggin his zombie eyes

This is the most important thing in my life right now

No. No no no no no. No.

But seriously, fuck these spoiled, privileged brats. They should pay every penny back. And I call for the cleaning crews from the lodge to vacation at THEIR frat/sorority houses and tear shit up

This is really interesting to me. I worked at a Maryland Ruby Tuesdays for years and I consistently got passed over for bartending and management positions by male coworkers, despite my seniority. Maybe I should have been in Utah. However, this could have been due to my shitty work ethic and general lazy,…

If we're going by 1sts, I'm Rooney Brookline. I think it has a very film noir, stylized 40's type feel

That was AWESOME!

I thought I scrubbed it from my memory. 18th birthday, home from college, my best friend and I go to visit her boyfriend (who was a complete ass cheating on her) at his dorm. This guy I had been banging all summer brought some chick with him to the dorms. Proceeded to blow me off and left with her. Friend's boyfriends…

Wasn't there some story of Jennifer Lawrence and Goop having some garden party in the Summer? I demand consistency!

Is Selena auditioning for Tobias's favorite show? Babies Having Babies!

Oh thank god. I thought it said bedazzled CAT.

Here goes nothin...