Idiocracy is fairly subjective; what I may think is idiotic may not be the same as what you think. Does that make one of us more right than the other?

"Mike Pence wouldn't… Neither would Paul Ryan, or Mitch McConnell, or Ted Cruz."

Has anyone ever told you that you use the word "dick" too much?

Does referring to me as an "individual" make you feel superior? I would imagine it does.

Well that's something we can agree on.

Because an online comment section really gives you a great idea of how people conduct themselves in the world.

Bloviating like spastic twats doesn't make anything great, you're right. But it is fun!

Well, I stand corrected. There is a doubling down and then there is what you did - write a couple paragraphs focusing singularly on a cock and balls. It's almost like you have experience with it or something… Shocking detail.

Doubling down on a childish insult while acting childish yourself?

Oh come on, you can come up with something better than that.

Wow, extremely clever and an expert on grammar?

You're a clever one, aren't you?

Would your scout leader encourage the use of the f word?

Lefties are just sour because 40,000 kids booed Obama and chanted "USA! USA!" which we all know liberals hate patriotism because this country was built by racists, sexists, misogynists, (insert other -ists here) and doesn't deserve to be loved!

Dear show,

Wow - we have a lot of the same taste.

I'll take that as an abstract compliment. Thanks, bud.

First, I never said you're a racist. Now you're putting words in my mouth.

"You seem incapable of letting anyone have the last word."

Three things, then I'm moving on because you're boring me with the usual liberal talking points: