They have me all figured out without ever exchanging a word? Have already deemed me deplorable? Man, the whole online psychologist thing must run in your family. But don't worry, no love lost. The Republicans you know sound like the type of stuck-up Republicans that couldn't stomach voting for Trump. You make sure…

Yes, that's the type of positivity I like to see!

Of course it's OK when it comes from me and not when it comes from you. Did you not get the latest memo from the DNC? Double standards are the root of all things Republican. Try to keep up!

You have me all figured out! Lack of reality, lack of self awareness, lack of empathy. Shit, you know me better than my own family does.

Well surely if you do the books for small businesses, you must know every aspect of every small business in the country. Good Lord. For 3, it does have everything to do with the current administration and their promise of lower taxes and decreased regulations. Something tells me those small businesses you work with…

Silly me. I forgot the unwritten rule that if there's no condescending emoji, it must not be condescending as the basis for determining whether a comment is condescending or not rests solely on whether there is an emoji.

Sure, I'll touch on a few points:

I'll take that as a yes and therefore, I will not respond to your next comment.

I never said this administration isn't slightly dysfunctional.

And again, I've already agreed.

Keyword: "No".

Yes, that's what I acknowledged. Thanks again.

No worries, mate.

You're right - 62 million other people agree with my opinion. Thanks!

That's not condescending, that's a clear statement. It will be a long four years if you hyper-focus on every tweet, every word, every statement. Pretty simple.

I'm optimistic about the future, which is more than I could have said for the past eight years.

Ah, there's the condescending tone we all know and love.

Who said anything about sporting events?

Man, it's going to be a long four years for you guys.

I was willing to put aside the issues with this season, up to the last episode. As the review mentions, it feels like the writers knew where they wanted to end (with Claire becoming president) and tried to find a way to get there. Instead of working out that path more slowly and ensuring it was concrete, they jumped…