THIS IS A CELEBRATION OF WOMEN. STAHP IT WITH RUINING EVERYTHING YOU LOUSY FEMINISTS!

WHAT’S WRONG WITH BEING SEXY? LIKE EVERY PORTRAYAL OF WOMEN HAS TO BE COMPLETELY RESPECTFUL!!!

Mom and Dad - pre me.

Great grandfather on my Mother’s side. My cousin and I always thought he looked like some Western movie star. That tilt of the hat, the rolled sleeves.

Mom and Dad at Disneyworld, circa 1974 or so. I wish I had a better shot of the plaid bellbottoms pop is definitely wearing here

I wish I had a photo of my dad on his wedding day in 1976. Pastel blue rude and a giant ‘fro. but this is my favorite picture of my grandfather, from his homoerotic days in the Navy. He’s the one on the left.

Everything about this picture screams “the daddest dad to ever dad”! Love it!

My father (when my biological didn’t bother)...my uncle Victor in the 1950s...

Grandad and Grandmom before they left Jamaica. His smile is KILLER! They both looked good then and they still look good now.

Dad at 16 and Grandpa Yevgeny (mom’s dad) probably at some ridiculously young age.

Dad with his band: The Cosmic Evolution.

This is my grandfather, who was a merchant marine in WWII

My wife wants me to submit her Grandfather, which by the looks of the photo was one very handsome guy!!! May I present to you Mr. Julio Hurtado.

my dad with a young ham hocks. look at those short shorts!

Dad on the right and on his wedding day.

May I present to you, my grandpa Robin. You’re welcome.

My grandma and grandpa. June, 1949 in Portland. xo

I saw Horatio Hornblower at an impressionable age and have been obsessed with Nelson ever since so I was very pleased to have a chance to work it in (and I am glad somebody caught & appreciated)

This is tremendous. Lovely work, Kelly. I’m off to buy Uglow’s book immediately.

I wouldn’t be surprised if it was; pretty sure he already showed everything in Rome.