I can vouch that the Jane Austen candle smells AMAZING. The Edgar Allen Poe one is crazy good too. They sell them at my Barnes & Noble and they’re way too expensive but I’ve already bought three.

remember that article about the girl who was upset that a barbershop wouldn’t cut her hair because it was men-only? She had scheduled it for her and her boyfriend to do together. That is a weird ass date.

For a split second when I read the headline I thought “Oh shit, that one twitter account isn’t a parody?!”

if you like animal skull accessories I just got this necklace for my witch costume... actually I didn’t expect to get it in time since they’re UK based but it shipped SUPER fast.

how my lips feel with most “long lasting” formulas:

I’d rather hang out with every other woman she mentioned than this sanctimonious unfunny who would probably “subtly” mention UCB in every conversation.

that pissed me off so much. If you’re going to wear makeup, fucking pay for it. She does know those women behind the counter aren’t volunteers?

AND if you wear it every day, maybe don’t be so smug about how you know nothing about the industry? Or at least learn enough about it to know you shouldn’t use the same eyeliner for 5 years? Gross.

I feel you so hard... I once spent an embarrassing amount of time watching Gibson Girl hair tutorials. Unfortunately I looked like one of Warren Jeffs’ wives instead of chic modern-Downton Abbey. :(

I’m loving Juliette so hard right now. It’s my first foray into coral. NO REGRETS

I JUST reread Romancing Mr. Bridgerton last week. Damn you Colin *SOB*

Have you read Sorcery and Cecelia (and 2 sequels)? It’s YA but I like it better than Kowal’s (and I like hers too!). I was like, oh my god, it’s Georgette Heyer with wizards, I’m in nerd heaven.

a disgusting motherfucker who also hated banks.

You could replace a few words of that comment and it be a stereotypical PC MASTER RACE rant. LOL wut you can like both, duh

oh GOD no *shudder*

He always reminded me of Mike Nesmith from the Monkees, so yeah, he could get it ;)

It’s a funny movie. It has Jennifer Coolidge in it! Everything out of her mouth is pants-wetting hilarious!

HAH! They definitely have very different vibes. I like visiting Fayetteville for a weekend every now and then, but I would hate living there.

Little Rock, Fayetteville, and Eureka Springs are cool. I’ve lived in Little Rock my entire life, it’s big enough to have some nice city things, but small enough that it’s easy to meet people (and people are very friendly and chill here in LR). It’s a great state if you like hiking and rock climbing and that sort of…

feeling v. vulnerable about my cork wedges right now