She’s actually talking about tightlacing which is a body modification thing to get your waist as small as possible. Yes, it can move your ribs and organs around but the human body is pretty resilient.

We all know there’s only one aging white movie star capable of appreciating the blues.

I just don’t understand why he’s at the strip club lettin’ bands go when she’s already his trap queen. Do they go together? Weird hobby, but I guess I’ve seen couples with weirder ones.

The black literary experience, as lauded by the white literary world, must include something harrowing. I resent that.

I’m getting really tired of all these Calvinists calling America a “Christian Nation” and returning to “Christian Values”. No, you want Calvinism motherfucker. Don’t go bringing my Christianity into this.

:( Thank you Jane Marie for ungreying me and letting me spew my beauty thoughts in a safe place. I'm gonna miss the hell out of you and this blog. Gawker powers that did this are STUPID STUPIDFACES.

Losing Millihelen is the Deepest Cut of all.

I approve of just about all of this, however, might I suggest the addition of a scented candle? Perhaps this Library themed set which includes a lovely Jane Austen scent.

He just seems like the kind of guy who could really stink up a bathroom. Hard pass.

First of all, they weren’t asking for a 15 minute phone call - they were asking for her to fly from NY to Oregon for a cooking less from her IN PERSON. Ina apparently gets “hundreds of charity requests a month” - there’s no way she can fulfill every single one.

I got blocked by Richman. I tweeted at him “it looks like food is winning.”

Apparently this is what Bourdain actually said about Ina. It’s condescending, which Bourdain often is, but it’s not actually insulting.

I mean - yeah Guy Fieri is an easy target, but “if Ed Hardy fucked a juggalo” is awesome and hilarious

MrChicklet has made them for Thanksgiving. Worked like a charm. Happy drinking! Here’s the recipe:

She’s also incredibly smart. She used to write White House budget policy.

But he can step off making fun of Ina Garten. That woman is a damned good cook, and her recipes always work. You know if you’re using something she wrote, it has been tested to within an inch of its life and the results are reproducible. Sure, she’s privileged, but she owns it and she is good at what she does.

America’s shittiest governors? Sure. Shittiest state governments? Okay. But calling them the shittiest states is absolutely unfair. There are good people in Alabama and Texas working to make their states better and more welcoming, and dismissing an entire state like that is hurtful and counterproductive.

You’re saying “America’s Shittiest States” like every single state isn’t about to do this. How soon before “liberal” California does the same thing?

Why are the people who say “forget the past” or “stop living in the past” ALWAYS such assholes??