For book readers:

Jaime still looks hot in that jacket

Someone asked last week why the Mall Makeover series even exists, suggesting that these are inherently uninteresting. THIS right here is more than enough justification for this to exist (just to be clear, I love this series and enjoy every single article).

If only the article had led off with a paragraph explaining what this actress has appeared in lately. Then we wouldn’t all have so many nagging questions!

This was filmed down the street from my parents house. My dad wanted to try and be an extra in the diner scene but my mom wouldn't let him. My mom wanted to go yell at Woody but my dad wouldn't let her.

Shit in the sink. It’s the right thing to do.

I like commandeered. We should commandeer more stuff. Commandeering should become a thing.

SCARVES

Wow - a lot of bummer responses here. Is this single act going to radically shift race dynamics in our country? Of course not. Is it a creative attention-getting move that, however briefly, harnesses the power of corporate branding for a worthwhile cause? Hell yes!

At Kevin Spacey’s house like everybody else.

Because Lean In has nothing at ALL to do with a young girl’s hopeless dreams of money and power...

May I present one of my favourite Twitter People : Woman against Feminism

4 chan is the devil, if the devil were real, and looked like a cross between Al Pacino and a fruit bat. Also, what the hell is the difference between jelly and jam? I should know the answer, right?

but also, what isn’t hot sans-shirt plus-beer can?

As a Floridian I can only say: I’m sorry. Consider this a preemptive apology for the 2016 election as well.

Ah, yes! That sweet rape money!

“Fact: Unless you are a professional paleontologist, any six-year-old child in America can absolutely humiliate you at dinosaur trivia.”
I teach 4th and 5th grade girls science after-school. Truer words have never been spoken, Kelly. I am shamed by my lack of dinosaur knowledge on a daily basis.

That’s an awful role you picked, let’s not forget what a great job he did playing as Thomas Jefferson in HBO’s John Adams series.

I had never realized Lena Hedey was the girl from The Jungle Book! I watched this movie many times as a kid.

Dear Josie: You are my hero.