Watch The Intern. It was sweet and fluffy.

Scott Disick is the congealed fat of humanity. I like it.

Not even with someone else’s body parts.

I will never be more surprised at Scott Disick asking women to sign NDAs than I am that live women actually bang Scott Disick.

They’re just ordinary people.

Is it worth full price, or do I wait for it to pop up *Like New* on Amazon? I feel like that’s the ultimate test.

An advertisement suggests I was given the book and paid by its publisher to review it. I bought the book myself and reviewed it out of sheer glee over its content.

I am dismayed that the illustration does not give the full effect of how terrible Katy’s shorts are. I was not prepared.

Microwaving prosciutto is a crime and I won’t have it in my house.

Same! I just finished the series this afternoon, and I miss them already :(

keeps me randy

ICE COLD 2% AND OREOS? ALL DAY LONG, BABY. All damn day and into the night.

I agree 1000%. I’m pregnant right now and my stupid husband read some stupid study about how pregnant women who drink stupid milk have smarter babies, and now we have a nightly ritual of him force feeding me a glass of milk while I cry and say I want a stupid baby. It’s the worst. THE WORST.

What do you mean?

I’ll help you feel better: At 26 I’d never have dreamed of owning a home. At 32 (going on 33), I’m already thinking of my next one.

This is my friend’s company. Sigh.

“Yo bro, let’s go grab some beers”

Just reading this has prompted me to order my kid to go make me a coffee. Kids are great when they get to ‘indentured servant’ age.

There was also this quote from her about how she maintains her figure through having kids:

Her husband is nominated in a classical music ensemble! Hopefully they’ll win!