Amen.

I wanted to support you, Tay, but.... your pants are on fire.

Mmmmmm thank you. I accidentally (seriously i think i may be the Virgin Have A Nice Day) got knocked up while still breastfeeding my baby so, when all is said done, it will have been about three & a half years when i get to get properly wasted and eat sushi. Can’t wait!!!

Sounds so good!!!

Does anyone have a super bomb Sangria recipe? Red or white welcome. I’m pregnant but only a few weeks left and I need something waiting for me at the finish line.

This guy gives string douche vibes on shark tank.

Could someone explain that Bieber pic to me? Is it Selena? Is it just him “loving” some rando? I’m outta the loop.

Whaaaaa? I love Lily! You cray.

April fools?

Yay!!! Congrats, mama. I’m on preg number 2 and I HIGHLY recommend the website Pregnant Chicken. It’s like What To Expect for Jez readers. Love!!!

I feel ya!i have done the turd brush. Ya gotta cut your husband a break though -it’s a weird request and he prob justthought stool is stool. Hang in there, mama.

This show is the worst. It’s like TV version of an energy vampire. Depressing witj no point.

Honest question:my dad was half black and my mom pale casper white. The result, me, slightly olive toned moatly white girl with super coarse, thick, wild curly hair that suffocates my head. I’m pregnant, summer is coming, and I would love to get this head blanket braided down but don’t want to be inappropriate. Can I…

Lead young thing of Steel Train.

YES! How could any warm blooded woman pick Michael over Raf?

I am you. You are me.

Babies are so so SSSOOOOOO much work. Pregnant with number two here and so freaking tired.

Do you get a discount?

At 27 I was a bartending gypsy who seemed to never be able to get ahead. I thought I would never own a house or find a person I could stand long enough to do the marriage kods thing. I’m 33 now, got the house, the spouse, one kid and another brewing. It’ll happen.

Kanye is going a bit Lohan on us.