Incorrect.

Which her?

I would appreciate a prize in my tampon box. A really good piece of dark chocolate, a mini bottle of wine, a redbox code, etc.

Headline got me excited.

What a time to be alive.

SO MANY TEARS ON MY FACE

I am pregnant right now and all I want is McDonald’s french fries, which is the potato in it’s most disgusting form. This study can suck it. I hate being pregnant.

I’m crying real tears.

It gets better.

Bahahaa. I love putting asshole kids in their place. I commend you.

Oh, hell no. Not cool!

ME! A 33-year-old who loved the shit out of TGIF. Bring me my Family Matters!

Also... his mom just died so maybe just chill on bringing more stress in his life, auntie cray cray.

Are you me?

My dad is half black. I have big, coarse, curly hair. Am I allowed to complain?... 'cause I hate having my hair touched almost as much as I hate being asked if it is real.

This is fucking gross.

Color me cliché, 'cause I got engaged on V-day last year. Oh, and to top it off, I was preggers. We had already been living together for years and I was constantly wondering, "is he going to ask me at this semi-special occasion?" and he would always tell me, "when you least expect it." And he was right. So, you…

Reflections! I forgot all about that. In 4th grade, I won third place in photography and ran around shouting, "Look out, Anne Geddes!" for about a month.

You can order them and have them donated to active duty in the military. I'm in the middle of a high stakes dietbet but can't turn down a girl scout!

You win!