Boy howdy!

We’re not dying.

Ungraying the poor people stuck in the grays who are not meany-pants, and occasionally post a silly comment.....asking for a friend....

BEAUTY THREAD!

I get irrationally annoyed overtime I see someone holding an umbrella over a rich/famous person. You are seriously so special that you can’t use your hands?

bobby this is already too much. vinegar??

I don’t consider myself anti-vaxx in the slightest, but I do legitimately wonder if there is a practical limit to the number of vaccines an immune system can handle at a time.

I didn’t want to be asked, it takes away some of the element of surprise. Which to me is important.

My wife to this day goes on about how happy she is that I put in the thought and effort to put together a ring she loves (in addition to showing how well I know her).

My dick is like a can of bud light: Supremely disappointing. :(

I’m not sure how or why I came to feel this way, but Kristen Bell just seems like a pain in the ass to be around.

J.Lo should start a skincare line. I would buy every single product.

Honestly, I have been forced into going to all three of these movies by my husband as double dates because his best friend’s wife loves the books.

I get this isn’t a glamorous job, but is it really necessary to shit on this guy for working?

Pro-tip for being the perfect hostess: throughout the party remember to breathe in, but don’t forget to also exhale! Repeat as necessary.

This whole Kim/Kanye/Taylor video just makes every single one of them look petty AF.

I am an admitted Taylor Swift fan, who tends to roll her eyes at Kanye and Kim, but man, even I think this is hilarious. Good on you, Kim. I’ve been laughing all night, and after this week, I needed that. Anyone got popcorn?

No, that’s not my point at all. Live in Pakistan for several months, interact with different levels of society, and have a conversation with Chaudry in Urdu about what he meant, and you will probably understand what my point is.

I hope the woman finds out and sues the ever loving crap out of her.

k bye