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I can’t believe she made the building manager come with her. To New Jersey. And got the sanitation supervisor to search with her. Sorry about your dress lady, but jeez.

Hell, according to this we’re doomed because I’m older, have more education, and am a (terrible) Christian whereas he’s agnostic.

Happiest male’s new wife is not in the labor force and also they have no children. Does that happen anymore? Honestly the only women I know who aren’t in the workforce are those who are working their asses off taking care of their kids. What does someone with no caregiving responsibilities and no work obligations do?

They should serve time first. They are adults, not little kids. At 19 you shouldn't need parental supervision in order to not assault. They committed a horrible crime and they should all get a stiff sentence before being deported.

I don’t care how much loneliness they suffer. They are monsters for doing that. They need to be sent home, never to return to the States.

OK, I checked. The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel comes out on Blu-ray July 14

We don’t reuse needles in Mexico, it’s illegal, we have enough needles since they are provided by the government. Vaccination is mandatory here which is why the government provides vaccines for free for everyone. They say the problem was this is such a poor region that the hospital has almost no resources and could

Oh lovely, a new way to never shut the fuck up about Crossfit.

hahahah no clue what she did but still great

IM 32 and I can't cut it with the "Dude" and "Awesome". =/

Me, with "awesome." And I don't apologize.

I'm hangin' on to "rad" like Rose in Titanic.

Fair point. I've just fallen under his spell. He's like magical dancing sprite.

Who the fuck hates on Bruno Mars? Dude is like a little dancing ray of sunshine. I want to keep him in my pocket for days when I'm sad. I can open it and he'll be in there all dancing and smiling and singing like yea yea YEA!

O THE HUMANATEE

My aunt is very much a free-spirit. She is also very much a fan of white wine. These two factors collided during her son's wedding, when she stripped down and went streaking back and forth across the massive picture windows of the wedding reception venue. Then she ran into the water to "cleanse the blessed union" and

Wat.

omg I hate that weird waiting. I just want to put it behind us and move on.