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The costume from last year was so great I wore it again. Eartha Kitt, FTW!

He pled guilty, but he he didn’t serve his sentence, Sigourney. He never accepted responsibility for his actions.

Drinking game.... take a shot every time she mentions her husbands name in an episode.

I have no interesting Halloween stories so I’ll just share this tweet, which sent me into such a howling laughter fit upon first seeing it that I had to flee my cube and go be hysterical in an empty conference room.

1. By Josh Duhamel’s estimation we are all pricks who owe Fergie an apology.

I appreciate Clueless more in my mid-30s than I did as a pre-teen, although I enjoyed it then. It’s far more clever than it seems on the surface and the performances are perfect. You can try to remake this in earnest and cast great actors but it wouldn’t matter. Clueless is Clueless. You can’t capture the original

From the header image alone I assume that she’s like Parker Posey’s character in Josie and the Pussycats. Is this the case?

Would you use John Mayer’s number?

Jerry Lee Lewis married his 13-year-old cousin when he was 22.  It was his third marriage.  What was wrong with kids in our parent’s days, too?

for those who can’t watch the video but want to know the story (@LslyChng)

Can we please, please, PLEASE have text-only versions for those of us who aren’t able to watch videos? Pretty please?

Clearly there are very fine people on both sides

I do this, too! I hate scary things; however I did Hereditary in the theater and laughed through the last half hour.

Ha, I thought I was the only person who does this! I always want to know what the most popular ones are about but am too chicken to watch them. The original recap of the first Paranormal Activity scared me so much I couldn’t walk the dogs at night for a week. THE RECAP. I have never actually seen this movie. In the

I don’t believe forgiveness is crucial, that’s what religion and moral teaches, but these rules were probably written by abusers for all we know   

I was a victim of childhood sexual abuse for many years. It took me twenty years to tell anyone. I worked with a great therapist, but still kept it to myself. About six years ago, the relative who did it was arrested for child porn. My mother asked me if he had ever “bothered” me. I was sick of lying so I told her the

Huge kudos to this girl and her teacher - I know it’s the teacher’s job as a mandatory reporter, but its easy enough for adults to ignore such signs of abuse because it’s easier. I remember in high school (roughly 14 years old) I wrote a creative piece that depicted abuse, drug use, and rampant violence. I was dealing

Also, several readers have reached out to me to suggest I watch previous seasons before I review this show. To them and anyone else who feels this way, I politely say...fuck no. That is not the point of this series! Thank you.