Don’t get too ahead of yourself. The same party just 12 months ago decided to keep the guy who cheated on his wife with his staffer, got her pregnant, then publicly questioned the paternity of the baby in a nationally televised interview he himself agreed to... while sitting next to said pregnant staffer.

We also have…

Oh man, Robyn... this is harrowingly dull.

Nipples with their own smaller titties.

Yeah, what has she done lately that this is possible? I doubt I’ve heard her music since that boring duet like 5 years ago.

Technically a horse girl bc I have a horse (now retired) and used to ride, but I quit pony club as soon as I realised it was all about this nonsense. I just wanted to ride through forests and jump logs and they wanted to teach me how to braid a horses mane and keep your horse immaculately clean for events. This just…

If we’re talking about wombat poop, you guys may enjoy knowing that they really like to poop on top of things. If there is a rock in a field, they will find that rock and they will poop on it. A small log? Poop on it!

Also, while I would say technically no, they are not dangerous, a bloke I used to serve at the local…

In ‘96 my little brother named his puppy “Skunk bear” which is another name for a wolverine, so he can’t claim Australian ignorance!

My family donkey would always bray frantically until we came if one of the horses were hurt or stuck, and died defending them from a snake. 

Didn’t Selena Gomez do this exact film a few years ago? An American girl goes to Europe, finds her royal double and switches places?

Honestly, this is awful, especially given you have your elections on a weekday and most people would need to get back to work, but it’s also really impressive that those people are so committed. In Australia voting is compulsory, and yet I know that if people had to wait like this many would just pay the fine rather…

Hannah why are you using books when shoes exist??

Hey America, what the fuck? Is someone forcing you to do this? Can I fight them for you?

As an Australian who eats kangaroo at least once a week every week, I don’t understand this story. Kangaroo meat is perfectly fine to eat, it’s like eating venison. No one who is unconcerned about eating meat is going to have a reaction to kangaroo. 

As an Australian who eats kangaroo at least once a week every week, I don’t understand this story. Kangaroo meat is perfectly fine to eat, it’s like eating venison. No one who is unconcerned about eating meat is going to have a reaction to kangaroo. 

You may, however, run the risk of ending up like me, a grown-ass adult who still uses the email address I made in the 90s and feel a deep sense of shame everytime someone remarks “You still use Hotmail!?”

The level of fake tan here is surely bordering on blackface. 

We still have some Blockbusters in Aus in this, the year 2018, so I didn’t realise it was a period film until I caught sight of the beeper.

I’m geo-blocked...from an ad. Is it a secret only Americans and possibly Europeans can know about? I know Australians are particularly bad when it comes to piracy but AHS will eventually be screened on Australian TV. Do they not want me to even know about the show?

That is one ugly ass chair. 

Even without Spacey, the genre of wealthy white men making money (Wolf of Wall Street, War Dogs, etc) needs to lay down and die. Not that there’s that many of them but still.