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Helicopters especially.  I hope some helicopters explode.

Sometimes, you just need to see things blow up real good.

Yeah I’m not sure what this achieves other than bringing up the cost of other housing in the city. High-density living is also better for the environment.

Prices starting at $2.6million. I don’t think she’s denied anyone a roof over their head.

So basically a 90-year-old NIMBY activist got 20 floors’ worth of new housing units removed on the claim that it would increase sunlight? 

One of my co-workers was at Costco yesterday and in front of him in line was a guy in his 80's with a cart filled to the brim with just ice cream and wine. He’s doing it right.

I mean, some people would say that there’s some sexual tension between Mulan as Ping and Shang, which begs the question, is Shang Disney’s first/only bisexual icon? However, since he didn’t make any advances on Mulan while supervising her and she didn’t ask him to stay for dinner until they were no longer working

Gritty, as a true leftist icon, should beat the shit out of this new scab Phanatic.

god, can you just chill? it’s a literal freaking monarchy. 

If Warren does nothing else but destroy Bloomberg's candidacy, she will have performed a great service to the country. 

For context I’ve got naturally black hair and blue eyes, and my hairdresser insisted that the best way to cover my grey (probably 40%) was to go blonde.”

Besides being a horrible thing to say, you know what else isn’t a great strategy? Letting the “middle of the country” know that you think they’re a bunch of prejudiced yokels who can’t handle the nuances of something like trans issues.

Well it’s 240 characters and the other side is weaponizing twitter whether we want to converse there or not. So engaging your constituents via many different avenues seems pretty reasonable to me.

an anthropology bang

They’re fighting over Elon Musk. Setting aside that he’s not that much to look at, did neither of them bother to read what his ex-wife had to say about being married to him? Sorry, man, but he’s not even worth an anthropology bang.

Literally me reading this article

Seriously, don’t watch that Cardi B music video at work. It’s about a 1 cm leg spread away from being straight up porn.

After the patient’s back pain improved, he discharged himself.

I love ranting. And I love this rant. I think ranting about things that don’t matter much is my super power. I want to rant with Jamie Leigh Curtis. 

Oh honey, we’ve all had terrible taste in men at some point in our lives.