Farewell to the website who’s existence I just learned about in this post saying farewell. 

I have no idea if he’s a good Catholic male, but he’s a shitty pharmacist and should be fired.

If you literally CAN’T do your job then you’re in the wrong profession, my dude.

Two words: tide pods.

As someone who watches the office on Netflix all the time: PLEASE NO. Post-Michael office was bad and I don’t even bother rewatching the final season. Know when to let things go. 

It must absolutely suck to constantly have people asking you about your ex for decades after you’ve moved on.

Hot take: He’s not even that good of a filmmaker.

Does every celebrity interview have to ask about metoo?

But has anyone asked Alison Brie what she thinks of Maggie Gyllenhaal’s opinion of James Franco? 

Anybody whose concerned about the fact that you still have a Hotmail address should check their own priorities.  Hotmail runs on the same platform as Outlook.com.  If anything, it should be treated as an indicator that you are an internet veteran.  And if you had your hotmail address before MS bought them, you should…

Why? A vintage email address shows continuity and how long you’ve been on the ‘net. Wear it with pride, you not a snot-nosed kid chasing the latest social fad.  

I want him to have a massive stroke and be bedridden and unable to communicate for years while he has to watch as his asshole children bicker endlessly and make terrible decisions on his behalf. “No, I get the gold bedpan!” “He likes me best, I should get it!”

Is this Evil Week, or.....?

I like Pete Davison, but talking about jerking off to your present girlfriend before you started dating her sounds a tad creepy.

“Her uncle contacted the local police and county sheriff’s offices, which launched an investigation but closed it after two months”

I do not know who the hell Demi Moore thinks she is. 

None of my hatreds are irrational. THEY KNOW WHAT THEY DID!

Esther,

Hey...

I feel like everyone knows an adam levine. He’s the popular guy who’s super nice to [hot] girls. And all of your beautiful friends are like “What, he’s super nice!” and you’re like “He has literally never spoken to me once.”