Clarification is important. It is a vile act in any case, but the distinction (“Syrian refugee kills woman” vs “man murders partner”) makes a difference in the lives of other innocent people.

I was out with a cute co-worker I had had my eye on for some time and ended up bringing him home to my place. We piled out of the cab at my place, he puked on my neighbour’s fence, and once I got him inside my condo he disappeared into the bathroom and passed out. He said later that he woke up in the morning on my…

Oh god. So so many. I have terrible judgment. I feel like I’m probably forgetting the best ones but here’s a few off the top of my head:

How about my best break up? It ended up with my newest ex boyfriend lying on the ground face down literally kicking and screaming in his faded spongebob boxers and nothing else. When he finally mustered words he said “I’m just not ready to be single yet.” The best part was that I was breaking up with him for a lot of…

hooooboy do I have one for you. Quick backstory, I was in a almost 6 year long relationship that ended and so I was once again super single and decided to enjoy living la vida single. This included a 6 month long fling with my best friend’s guy friend, who I enjoyed boning but was not a “boyfriend” in between online…

I went on a date with a dude that claimed he is the world’s fastest drummer. He described the ways in which that can be measured and explained why the one that he holds is the most valid.

My worst date.

I’ve had terrible dates but my buddy just had an awful one last week that wins in my world. She showed up drunk and was beligerent and made racist remarks. He ends the date quick and she asks to share a cab back to our neighbourhood. OK fine he will take the cab to her place then walk a few blocks home.

I kinda hope that 20-something me is in this thread. Not from pride, but from a vain hope that guys don’t get much worse.

That is brazen. I’ve definitely snuck off to remove a Diva cup just before a sexy encounter hoping that the trickle would slow enough to not be noticeable, but whipping a tampon out in the middle of it? Dang.

I really don’t know how to feel about that.

This date took place in 2002 before I met my partner. I met the guy online. We both worked for the same huge uni, just different departments. We agree to meet at a tavern (has great food) for drinks and dinner. I arrive to see him sitting there like he just stepped out of the pages of GQ. He’s friendly, funny and…

Re: peeing on car upholstery

A few years back, I was casually dating one of the bike delivery punks (who’ll now be referred to as “BDP”) from the restaurant I served at. We hung out after a shift, and he ended up being a steady lay for two months out of the summer. A little bit of backstory on him- When I asked BDP what he liked to drink, he said…

I had met him at the bar I was working at. There was this strange, immediate connection. He was late because he was in a meeting with Stephen Fry and it had over run. They were drinking. The two were not unconnected. He invited me to climb into a taxi and join them, but I was sofa surfing (having just moved out of my…

This was, I think, my second ever online date. And my second ever date, period. I was a slightly nervous (and utterly incapable of listening to my gut or heeding red flags) 21 year old in a new city.

I guess my craziest date is actually not a date at all, it was more of a one-night/day stand that later turned into a relationship?

Oh I have a similar one! A mutual friend told me this guy wanted to ask me out and was working up his courage so “don’t shoot him down if he asks you out.” I had zero interest in him but went ahead and accepted the date. We met up at a bar for a beer before heading to a movie and he said NOTHING. I had to keep the…

My worst date was horrifying by just about anyone’s standards. I did not have much/any luck dating pre-husband and used OKC and whatnot before him. I think I met this guy on there, and we talked via text and calls before our date. He neglected to mention that he was a little person (not that that’s a big deal, pun not…