AllieCat demands hats on cats-is probable weirdo
5:46 PM

Don’t do it! Once he gets our ovaries to vote for him-he’ll take them to dinner. Sweet talk them and then (suddenly) he’ll steal them and put them in a lab to produce eggs without a woman attached! They’ll grow the babies in the lab too and..... Actually that doesn’t sound so bad. Carry on.

1:16 PM

He likes to hide under your bed and catch your dreams. Sometimes he enters them to learn your secrets. Clown loves secrets. And yours taste delicious. Almost as good as your eyeballs. (Whispers) clown knows because he’s licked them. Just a little. Just to see what he’ll be getting next Tuesday....