We should not hate him.

What does lower mainland mean? The south? I love free drinks!

If at first you don't succeed....

Don’t do it! Once he gets our ovaries to vote for him-he’ll take them to dinner. Sweet talk them and then (suddenly) he’ll steal them and put them in a lab to produce eggs without a woman attached! They’ll grow the babies in the lab too and..... Actually that doesn’t sound so bad. Carry on.

There, there. Wipe your tears, darling. They're only going to excite the clowns.

No I don't have any chocolate Kathy! The clowns used it all to get kids into their murder van.

I said there ARENT any clowns with blood smeared around their eyes and mouth behind the curtain. SHEESH.

Does what float? There's nothing back there.

Why not?

Oh. Well if you don’t like clowns or funny funny jokes....you should NOT look in your closet right now. You are not going to laugh.

Both great compliments.

Ahhhhh! I want!

Clown just wants to squeeze and squeeze and squeeze and love you until your natural balloon animals pop out!

Oh so he gives the DOGS hats?

He likes to hide under your bed and catch your dreams. Sometimes he enters them to learn your secrets. Clown loves secrets. And yours taste delicious. Almost as good as your eyeballs. (Whispers) clown knows because he’s licked them. Just a little. Just to see what he’ll be getting next Tuesday....

That was my senior picture, and your cruel remarks hurt my feelings.

(Whispers) because it’s the clown thats standing behind you. (Giggles) if you turn around...he’ll get your nose (pulls out scissors) he loves to get noses.

And they both were Carly Fiorina....

I just realized I was clutching my teeth so hard- I might break my jaw.