You know exactly the Doe eyes to bat to make me forgive you!

Too late.

My cat can open any door by standing on two legs and jiggling the handle. It is frightening and impressive.

He made us to be THEIR SERVANTS AND YOU KNOW IT!

Thank you for your support-it's a hard life of service and persecution I lead....

Wow.

They’re planning to overthrow us! This is the biggest threat we’ve ever faced. Quick.....

I will NEVER vote for a candidate so unreliable!

GENDERS SHOULD BE CATEGORIZED BY OUTFIT! NICE WORK.

Id toss in 20 bucks for that! Come on Trump, do it! We all know you're broke and need the money.

The only moderator I will allow is Samantha Bee.

I’m so glad SOMETHING about my lifestyle is becoming cool.

I think there’s some in the Pokemon gym down the street if you’re looking!

Always.

I like that but I'm not convinced. I guess I don't like the part where she has that vagina? I don't know. Maybe if she smiled more....

This is true. I am very lucky that both candidates have exactly the same experience as well!

I only care about keeping out Mexicans, making America great again, and rounding up all the Muslims and putting them in the hole from Silence of the lambs. I also love guns. And think women are dirty- whore -bare footed bitches.

Guys come on! It’s true.

That’s not very nice.

Pissing Contest!