AllieCat demands hats on cats-is probable weirdo
hatsforcats
11/17/16
4:23 PM
1

you’re making me want to sit there with lots of empty seats available just to spite you.
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10/11/16
4:04 PM
7

I hit play and said, “Ben Carson could not possibly have said that” Read more

10/11/16
3:58 PM
20

Oh for fuck’s sake... Maybe if I mansplain to Republicans they’ll listen? The issue isn’t the LANGUAGE Trump used. It was what Trump was describing DOING. He was talking about SEXUALLY ASSAULTING WOMEN. Read more

9/26/16
2:41 AM
1

Lol the Greater Vancouver area, like BC Canada. I’m dead serious. If you ever get the inclination to take in our glorious scenery and notorious bad attitudes, I’ve got some dranks that say “alliecat” righhhhht on them. You can pay me back in hilarious commentary ;)

9/21/16
6:25 PM
40

YO afterellen writer and regular jezebel reader here. Everything Trish said is true. They told the writers yesterday that Friday would be the last day AfterEllen would publish as normal. They hopelessly mismanaged us while constantly stretching themselves thin, buying new properties and refusing to fix even the Read more

9/17/16
12:04 PM
62

I like anyone who uses the term “good egg.”

9/16/16
1:58 PM
4

I dunno, I’ve stepped in a lot of cat vomit (why do they puke outside my bedroom door in the middle of the night????) and I feel like even evil, accursed cat vomit would do more good in the world than Trump. Like, at the end of the day, anything that came out of a cat can only be SO evil, right? Read more

9/16/16
1:20 PM
63

This is great. Maybe a bear because it’d get it over with pretty fast.

9/16/16
1:15 PM
217

If you had to choose between living under President Trump or having your crotch eviscerated by a pack of rabid animals, which species of animal would you pick?