I was dating this guy, and it was really early in the relationship. We’re talking maybe our second or third date. He picked me up and we went canoeing (I know, I know...but I’m an active person that and appealed to me).

Once when I was an undergrad, I went on a first-date to a concert with this musician. I noticed that he was extremely quiet on the way there and pretty much through the whole show and afterwards. I was starting to feel really worried that I had said something wrong, because I kept trying to chat the whole night and he…

Worst date: Dude showed up wearing jorts, carrying 2 handguns and a concealed carry license, and accidentally punched me when over-enthusiastically reaching for his beer.

No. You’re a continuation of a really popular post. I love that you’re doing this. And you’re doing a great job. Only thing I’d do different is give a top 3. Or maybe an honorable mention. Also I Think you need to employ friend’s pets in future contest awards.

I was at a uni meeting about relationships and one guy straight up asked me out and followed me out of the meeting. I basically said I was going to the dining hall and we could eat there. Didn’t want to spend time alone with him on an on campus date because he screamed desperation. Dude wasn’t my type. Guy didn’t want…

He took me to the zoo to watch the lions being fed.

I went on a date to the movies with a guy I really really really really realllllly really really liked. I crushed on him for SO LONG and he finally asked me out and I was OVER THE MOON.

No, it’s great, this is a real favor you’re doing everyone!

I continue to love you for your dedication to this, the hand made trophies and your pets. You are awesome.

Craziest date I ever went on was a date that I didn’t realize was a date. I thought it was a ‘we haven’t seen each other for a few weeks now that school’s out, we should go see a movie and hang out’, because I was young and naive, and didn’t think the kid who invited me to prom, then dropped me once he got back…

My worst date was with this guy who regaled me with a story of eating too much protein powder, going to Vegas, getting drunk and basically shitting his bed (that he was sharing with one of his friends) with a crumbly poop of protein cause he was too wasted to make it to the bathroom. The saddest part is that I still…

Emily got out again, and now I am building a catio to contain her. I blame her Internet boyfriend for her poor behavior.

You’re doing important work!

Where IS pissing contest? It was the best.

Hi guys! I’m visiting friends in rural-ish Vermont, which is a huge culture shock for a city kid like me. We hiked today and I thought I was going to die. (But I didn’t and I am proud!) However, there are TINY BABY GEESIES! They are so soft and they make little peeps and follow you everywhere! There are many other…

K. Drink lots of water and see you in the morning.

I get that this is a pet project for you but your facts are incorrect.

100% rating from Planned Parenthood ought to silence that argument. He’s a catholic, but so is Biden. He’s personally against abortion (which shouldn’t matter anyway because he’s a man he can’t have one, so....).

He is *not* an anti-abortion candidate. He may be personally pro-life but he stands for choice in office. 100% rating from Planned Parenthood, 100% from NARAL.

I know, some of us are slowly melting in our homes, too hot to put on real clothes or be productive, we need distractions! I hope it’s Clinton / Giant Block of Ice.