I hear it really lets the ass breathe.

I am sorry to anyone who may have felt victimized by this post

I also want to say that I also wear a lot of these styles and I believe this entire post to be a violent subtweet

joanna can we do this privately

I just want to say that I have worn a number of dresses that look very similar to the ones pointed out in this article and Ellie sees me every day and now I understand her blank smiles

He resigned, and didn’t get fired. And he’ll get anywhere from 40 to 60 million dollars. That’s why.

I hope there’s room on the shelf in the back of the closet where we stash all these obsolete entertainment devices. Gotta save room for “Gawker Media.”

WHAT WAS THE NUMBER ONE SONG?

So sweet!! Meanwhile I’m over here like,

This is the best. I am in love with them both.

This is the most romantic thing I’ve ever read. They’re right up there with Gomez and Morticia Addams and Nick and Nora Charles for Relationship Goals.

Is pepperoni pizza the default? When someone says just the word “pizza”, I’m going to think cheese pizza. I had this argument once with someone who thought I couldn’t eat pizza because I’m vegetarian, and I had to remind her that cheese pizza was a thing (along with a variety of veggie pizzas), and in fact was the…

Very hard to find real kosher pizza.

I would settle for a couple knishes. One potato and one kasha, thank you.

But then you’d have a lot of whining from the wine and pizza industry lobbyists about how it’s bad for their business, the ‘small government’ types would introduce misguided legislation to prevent it (with lots of unnecessary and irrelevant anti-LGBT riders), and of course someone would find a way to blame Hillary.

But what if it’s Boones farm and Dominos?

More fun.

At this convention, I think Jesus would get booed off of the stage. I think Reagan would too. The GOP has just become that crazy.

And much, much more appropriate to their mission statement.

I had a women taking pictures of me while I was taking xrays on her child. She was pissed when I told her to delete the picture and put her phone away. Her child was in a lot of pain and miserable and her priority was getting a good pic for Facebook. Am sure she didn’t delete the pic and I am on some crazy ladies…