My husband and I danced to Black or White by Michael Jackson, we’re interracial, and the guests in attendance seemed to be in on the joke, they all joined us on the dance floor.

I actually didn’t do a first dance at all, much to my mother’s dismay, as dancing in front of people is like a waking nightmare for me. I also didn’t do a bouquet toss, garter thing, or parent dances. Everyone pretty much just got wasted and had fun and the photographers had a hard time not making it look like my…

Theme song to Fresh Prince?

OK, so I ADORE this song, but it feels way too melancholy for me for a wedding.

I’m never getting married, but if I did I think our first dance would be to 3 minutes of white noise with ghost-like voices chirping every once in a while.

My sister’s first dance at her first wedding was Elton John’s “Can You Feel The Love Tonight” and I die laughing inside every time I think about it.

“In My Life” by the Beatles is the only first dance song you will ever need”

Apparently Pokemon Go on iOS (but not Android) can gain access to all your Google accounts, emails, documents, the works:

Oh, seriously? I’m totally going over to eggshelljones’ house tonight to get some Bulbasaur. Everyone, meet there at 6:30.

Personally, I don’t feel any need to go vegetarian, but I do try to seriously limit my meat consumption, and eat ethically-raised meat when I do. It’s a hell of a lot more expensive, which helps encourage me to eat less of it. :-)

But your lawn has a Bulbasaur!!!!

When is there going to be a non-food solution that I can subsist on?

I love your response

I am a grown woman and I recently cried when my mother put BBQ sauce on a hamburger for me. She told me to get it together.

This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a Whismur.

What I’m hearing is, “I’m mad I couldn’t catch that fucking Drowzee.”

the good news is you can just dismiss any reply, for literally any reason, or even no reason. so you don’t even have to dignify those cat-baldening fuckos with a response.

BRB, burning my phone. And my computer. And my wallet and IDs. And my pants.

I downloaded it out of curiosity and now I’m paranoid about the camera access. I’m keeping mine covered from now on

As a solipsist, I would like to declare that #OnlyMyLifeMatters