I’m very nice to camels! I love camels! We could have camels roaming the Southwest right now if the U.S. military had just followed through.

She looks like the 5th lead on a low-budget 70s English sci-fi series.

Sweaty Hitchcock cosplayer Roger Ailes...

I spent an unhealthy amount of time with my encyclopedia as a child.

You know a lot about camelids, which is pretty awesome. Monday Morning Jezebel Animal Facts with Flying Squid! That should be a thing :)

it’s something you can CHANGE so as not to be surrounded by enablers but they are in NO way responsible for him being an addict. Absolutely not.

Oh dude. I love you, and lord knows the K family are weirdos, but the Kardashians are not responsible for Lamar’s addiction.

I think of it more as a coach encouraging his team to always go for the gold. I have faith in you guys.

Raw hamburger served on glass ceiling.

If she was hoping for an interview show, Megyn Kelly really crapped the bed when she got her shot at Trump and they chatted about the weather for what, an hour and a half?

If you’re commenting on Insta insread of calling Social Services, I have to question the legitimacy of your concern.

Roger Ailes, putrefying mollusk missing his shell, ...

If she talks, they get possession of all the y’s in her name.

I wonder if that line of reasoning extends to other fictional characters in their minds.

“Several of the letters of support appear to have been hurriedly written with the person’s non-writing hand on Roger Ailes’ own stationery, as if dictated to them under duress.”

Their fragile, fragile, fragile childhoods.

my heart really needed this

I guess bc now that there’s lady Ghostbusters all copies of the original movie will be destroyed because obviously both can’t exist

Oh God the cuteness will kill me. And childish trolls can fucking suck it - I went to the movies to see The Secret Life of Pets and after the Ghostbusters trailer two dudebros sitting behind me had the following dialogue: