Opposite problem here. My boyfriend is weird. Even though he is a pig and is constantly hungry, he refuses to eat my leftovers or any food I buy that he thinks I might want. I inherited my mom’s nonchalance about food and will give away a bite I am literally putting into my mouth if someone else asks for it. Way too…

My family of three shares a single order of fries, which is actually okay, but sometimes I look up and see that my husband and son have eaten them all after I have only gotten four. Not cool, family! Not cool!

My husband smokes a lot of pot. After YEARS of me gently asking him to not eat the last of things he knows I like or brought home I had a complete meltdown over something I'd bought for myself and he ate completely in stoned snacking sessions in less than two days. He manages to not do it anymore haha...although he's…

Over Thanksgiving, my brother and I went out to dinner and I didn’t finish my sandwich so I brought it home. The next day, the motherfucker SNIPED it out of the fridge and then wouldn’t even let me have a bite. I was almost an only child.

I <3 your posts! lol

Dude, always ask. My friends come to my house every Saturday night and leave food and drink in fridge. I don’t immediately go “free food” and eat it all.

OMG in my house it’s the courtesy sip of wine. Just finish it and then get a new one! Don’t leave 1.5 oz because it’s a horrific pain in the ass to obtain wine around here.

No, you've gotta be willing to demonstrate a willingness to kill your son, then they let you in. To speed up lines they use a revolver and make it Russian roulette style. However, every 6th attendee risks being killed if the ticket machine malfunctions.

Isn't that called a quiche?

How about impromptu headbands?

Courtesy bite. At last a known thing is named!

My mom (rest her soul) did this at restaurants. She’d turn down dessert, and I would order it for myself. Then she’d said she’d just take a “bite”. Somehow she managed to get a teetering forkful of cheesecake or pie that would be about 40% of my dessert. But I was a punk kid and she was paying so....I have no business…

My mom has this habit of trying a bite from me or my dad then if she likes it she will exclaim that all present must try it. Yes, she offers OTHER PEOPLE’S FOOD. My dad still tells the sad tale of a picnic with friends where she tried his snickerdoodle cookie after he’d had a single bite, then offered it around until…

One time my husband brought me home ice cream. That was awesome, but I didn’t want ice cream right that very second. So a few days later when I went to get that ice cream that he so lovinglu brought me IT WAS GONE. HE ATE THE ICE CREAM HE BOUGHT FOR ME.

Right?! And like your original story, I was looking forward to those leftovers. :(

I had fish food ice cream. One of my goddamn cousins ate all the chocolate fish and left the ice cream. This was after I discovered he had sex in my bed. He ruined my bed and my ice cream!

“If I offer a bite of something, don’t take two bites. Don’t take one huge bite. Just take a normal bite.”

There are rules to food sharing. I get it.

The worst is the Courtesy Bite- when someone eats all of the ice cream, but leaves you a bite. You look in the freezer, pick up the carton...and your heart sinks when you realize that you have been left with the courtesy bite.

It depends. My husband and I will eat off the same plate sometimes. Last night we made smores, and the three of us shared a glass of milk. But it depends!