I totally have this.

Yay! I have pernicious anemia. I feel so historical.

Now a doctor is theorizing that her troubles might’ve gone back to a condition called pernicious anemia, the result of a severe vitamin B12 deficiency.

I still have my T-shirt with Mary Todd on the front with the line “You’d have to be crazy to live in Springfield.”

One of those dinosaurs looks dead and the other looks very concerned.

At first I was fine with this. Even as a practicing Christian I found it silly since I don’t take the Bible literally, but as long as it wasn’t done with tax money and no one was forced to go it was fine with me. But reading about their bullshit hiring practices and this bit about special tax districts kind of irks…

Why is there a dead baby stegosaur in there? Were they doing dinobortions or something?

Very scary! I’m a jew so I assume they would (a) know that and (b) check me for horns.

i am a very distant relative of hers and sometimes i get a sore mouth* so yes without a doubt this is true.

HE WAS DRINKING GRAPE JUICE YOU LYING SECULARIST JEZEBEL!

Footsteps jokes are always my favorite.

i volunteer to house all jezzies at my place and we can road trip to the ark and the creation museum.

And I want the gayest musical of all time to show that homosexuality is a sin.

If you get us in for free and we don’t have to buy a single thing, I’m in.

Maybe but I haven’t heard the story— do tell . . .

I talked to Bill Nye about this. No, really... I met him a few months back for work and we talked about creationism and that debate he had with that Australian creationist assbag. After he pondered out loud, “...where do they find these assholes?!”, he then proceeded to tell me that, financially, this whole thing will…

Are they just gonna leave that dead stegosaur in there? That’s unsanitary as fuck.

maybe they were stored in the cloud... no one knows how it works really anyway.

I just love that they didn’t even try to make it realistic.

According to modern scientists, it would've been impossible to house the world's supply of beetles, let alone two of each species of animals.