My Dad loved me to pieces, but if I committed a terrible crime I’m pretty sure he would have thought I deserved just punishment.

No problem with him being on his kid’s side. Kind of a huge problem with him ISSUING A STATEMENT when his kid just got a criminally lenient sentence. Just shut the fuck up, let your kid serve his six months, and be grateful the world still revolves around privileged white guys.

“Never will he be his happy go rapey self again”

My parents love me. They will love me no matter what. They would come visit me in jail. They would not defend me raping somebody.

His whole letter makes me want to tear my hair out, I’m so angry

after reading the dad’s letter, i think its safe to say that whatever brains got the rapist into stanford came from his mother.

I’m just glad we can finally focus on the real victim, his dad’s stash of pretzels.

“By having people like Brock educating others on college campuses is how society can begin to break the cycle of binge drinking and its unfortunate results.” - holy shit, does he really think the only lesson anyone should take away from this is not to binge drink??? How about DON’T RAPE

Yeah. Fuck that guy. Now we know where the kid gets the entitled, irresponsible attitude.

Oh for God’s sake. That tulle nightmare is straight up trolling.

OMG, can you imagine the shit storm that would spew from the right if Hillary nominated Michelle as a Supreme Court Justice? There wouldn’t be enough popcorn in the galaxy for that shit show.

They are all so punchable.

I don’t know, but it really sticks in my craw. The bride and bridesmaids are in full-on gowns with heels, but the dudes can’t be arsed to wear a proper pair of shoes like grown-ups.

I picked the tuxes and gave him input but there is no chance in fucking hell he would have been allowed to wear a hat. No no no.

Me too. My dad says they took a mulligan.

I’ve never seen a bigger collection of douchebags. It’s....frightening. If I could choose to become a lesbian, that picture would be what would push me to switch sides.

I came here to say, I’d vote for Michelle right now.

I understand that, according to the constitution, Obama needs to step down as president but what’s the law on Michelle staying on as FLOTUS?

My parents remarried each other too! It makes telling stories about my childhood hard to follow.

A) Jeb Bush seems like the kind of guy who would say he was a Humanist without knowing what it is.