Can we ban people who don't effing know what humanism is from using the word in conversation or nah?

I hated Molly so much as a child. I had that American Girl Premiere game and she got killed with frequency. The source of my hate was her braids and glasses, I may or may not had plaited the same way everyday as a child. Shoutout to anyone who never had the actual dolls but did have the paperdolls from the magazine. I…

If can put on my VC Andrews hat for a moment

To tell you the truth, it solidified the relationship between the sisters. We were living in a battle zone so we were used to huddling together but after that day we really started to look out for each other, be kinder to each other and realize that as long as we had each other we were unconquerable. And that’s still…

Visiting day at camp. “Listen girls, when you come home, Mommy and Daddy won’t be living together.”

I feel like there is no way to have a successful road trip with multiple children

A pissing contest entry that involves pissing?! Automatic winner!

Yes, but unlike you, I wasn’t scarred for life from the product of his puke. I’m too busy being haunted by the meaning behind the words, ‘silly pancake’.

ooh! Ooh! My mom’s family is from S. Florida, so “family vacation” always meant “visit Gramma and Grampa in Ft. Lauderdale. Cool. It has a beach! My grandparents live like, on the damn beach so my brother and I would jump out of the car, throw on a swim suit and run head long into the water on a semi public-ish beach…

We went to Orlando for a week and then right after our parents told us they were getting a divorce. Wompwomp.

Oh my gosh! That was a beautiful story! During the description of him dancing, this is what

Oh, absolutely. It’s so damn ‘look at me, look how AWESOME I am’. Which I’m all for going ‘ go me!’ for accomplishments or whatever, but normally things people go #blessed for are shit you don’t have to do anything for. Like “I found a penny on the floor! #blessed”, “My fridge doesn’t yodel anymore #blessed”, “I can…

(That’s absolutely correct, and man, does my hat taste good today, FYI)

This is what I think, too. I do think she’s best in small doses, though, and I could not care less about her love life. I’m nervous that all the reviews I’ve read of the new season talk about Piper and Alex.

I feel like Piper is such a good foil, I can’t totally hate her. Her bourgie white lady problems are exactly as obnoxious as they should be.

Their spinoff should be called Orange is the New Black! Piper should get released from prison and get her own spinoff show about her dumbass soap business called Boring Show No One Wants to Watch. She can take Alex and Larry with her.

I keep praying that Piper will be killed off.

Yeah, I don’t know why anyone thinks Patrick Stewart is in the closet. Like, what possible reason could he have for not coming out if he really was gay? Pretty sure most people already assume he is, and it wouldn’t hurt his career in the slightest.

Can we just believe him when he says he’s straight and appreciate how…

SAW GODOT STARRING BOTH THESE MEN AND IT WAS ONE OF THE HIGHLIGHTS OF MY LIFE

See, I’ve always just felt like they’re just wonderfully close best friends. And I LOVE that. Cause it is somewhat rare in our society to see male friends who are that damn affectionate with each other. It’s lovely!