That’s so cool! I will retire in a trash can!

Hey-

Starting a brag thread this week because I’m so excited!

Maybe divorce and a lack of unlimited funds to do a round trip every time?

Age! Thats the other problem. the kid held up 5 fingers-they thought he was saying he was “50" and they just pumped him full of Jim Beam while a 50 year old man in the back kept getting soda on the rocks. Man it was wacky!

Hah I understand. Though i doxx myself ALL THE TIME.

Ooooo will you share the names? I love baby names

I'm anti. Put on a SWEATER LADIES.

I’ve tried to bust ghosts many times but have always ended up nursing them or marrying them. Or sometimes both. Us ladies are just too nurturing for the violence of it all.

Yes. So important.

Just go down to Office Depot and get a ten pack for like 5 dollars. Gosh people are lazy.

I exclusively do this in front of “one million moms”.

This is rude. What if they have a lot of drugs to do.

Brilliant.

Thank you for the info! Did he have to kiss a human woman as his first act of disgusting depravity?

Hard to say. I don’t know him personally.

I need to research more about sexual depravity first! I want it to be as realistic as possible.

Well if they measure the head size they can tell if it’s a “colored”. The brains are smaller and what not. It's all science.

I think if you say the “white supremacy stuff” you usually mean it.

How did Donald summon the Devil to sign away his soul in exchange for the presidency? Was it a three times in the mirror situation? Did he have to find a deep cave in the jungle where a dragon lay sleeping? Or did he just write “I agree to hire the devil and all his minions” using his own blood on the wall?