Aww! You won't! I have some actual writing coming out soon-will link either this SNS or next!

I'm sorry James. You're right. They differ on politics and are the same in their vehicle transformations.

I don’t trust Hispanics in politics. For one thing they are often biased on matters of immigration and labor laws and for another they can turn from robots into cars at will. And I don’t know about you guys, but I just don’t trust any politician who can also transform into my taxi cab. Or forces me to ride inside him…

This is....the funniest thing I may have ever read and I cried while reading it aloud to my husband. Thanks Stella!

Never age physically after 22....

Before you were born an ugly, warted old woman sat by the side of the road and asked for help changing a tire. Your parents stopped and changed it for the old woman, kindly. Then, before their very eyes-the old woman began to transform into the most beautiful fairy princess they had ever seen!

Adding you to the group DM!

@demandhats4cats

My brag is that Twinja is awesome and on behalf of Fart and Smunny who created the greatest cat art piece using 4 of our cats of all time....she deserves all the bragging rights!

No- it just came out. But it’s great!

I've seen it! Recommend!

I'd be upset if we didn't!

Thank you.

One time I was making Al pastor tacos and cut into an avocado and there was a tiny thumbelina type creature with a whole little home in there! There was a little bed with a little quilt. And a tiny bookshelf with hundreds of titles. Even a little sewing machine! Thumbelina waved and began telling me about her magical…

Counterpoint.

Eating Avocados is hurting the environment?

Me too! Love all you guys.

Luckily the slot is awesome.

I. Am. Dying.

You are officially the funniest person on the Internet today.