You just close your eyes and cry out I believe, i believe, I believe! Turning in a slow circle while throwing sparkly confetti. And then he just...shows up.

I couldn't sleep during murder house!

Murder house is Definitely the best and the only actually scary season.

Double no.

Omg! private message me who it is on Twitter?

Awww that's amazing!!

Ahhhhhh.

I'm upset now?

My favorite part of this is ive lived in Chicago- have cousins in Naperville and am from Wisconsin. SO EVERYTHING MADE SO MUCH SENSE.

Wait.

Awww thanks. He is such a sweet boy.

Seems normal.

I know-I’m a hollow substitute!

The winner for pissing contest this week (by most stars!) is: ginger is a construct! For her story “Surprise Jalepeno”!

No. It isn’t. And teaching about abstinence as a choice is great as long as it isn’t abstinence ONLY.

Well okay then.

Haha so why do you comment on their site!?

You are lovely. And that was the sweetest thing to say.

The only thing I can remember is them talking about Sharon Osborne having cancer-and I remember that specifically because I friend did bunny ears behind the DJ and was forcibly removed by security.

I don't remember!