Oh no! How we will watch the video of me on TRL open mouth screaming like a lunatic at nothing without a VCR?? This is tragic.

Lindsey Lohan looks terrible in this picture! She’s no taylor swift.

That's a weirdly mean way to respond to a 30 Rock reference-but like...ok.

That is a GREAT point.

I hate everything about that sandwich.

I don't know. Gay iPads are so sinful!

True. Some of the garbage might be from scientific journals. I'm sure they've been throwing those away like crazy.

Also- what are they doing with that video??? Do they watch it back later like ooooo yeah. Watch the part where the girl is sobbing and tries to move her head? I wanted to punch him in the face.

Yeah I mean if a candidate started performing literal miracle and like curing cancer on stage-turning everyones water bottles into wine-making one slice Pizza multiply unil there was enough for everyone. They would absolutely have my vote.

I think the convention would be better if instead of talking- everyone on stage just lit garbage on fire and hurled it at the audience.

You're no Dennis Duffy.

Yeah. A girl was hit walking across the street near me the other day and a guy was filming her bleeding in the street. What the fuck is wrong with people? We’re in a black mirror episode.

Trick fact.

Our cat pees on our things if we forget his wet food one day. I honestly think he'd murder us without question of we forgot two.

Awwwww.

I don’t have a huge problem with that. When my cats go to the beach they are each held by a different servant. And I can totally tell most of those people apart.

I hate to break it to you but those aren't Angels. That's Paul and Booboo. They live under the overpass and they love licking stomachs. Sorry.

She’s a woman Silly. She can't work!

He wanted them to brand out with steak charms so people could tell their steaks apart in restaurants.

Oh.