I actually do have an audition “almost died” story. I had this TERRIBLE audition for a theater in Orange county. And then got stuck in traffic for 2 and a half hours on my way back to LA. My car at the time didn’t have air conditioning and it was so sweltering hot that the dye on my dress started melting and was dying…

Oh my gosh! That’s INSANE. You “died” in your interview...wow.

This is the clean joke I always tell: (I love it. Also I didn’t come up with it but have no idea who did)

My dog is part Great Dane! He’s actually really gentle with little dogs once he gets to them but he often terrifies them by running up to them really fast. But if they growl he will fall to the ground in fear. He thinks they are exactly the same size.

I laughed and laughed at you pulling a beer out of your lunch box!! So embarrassing!

So much fun! I love everyone's stories so much from funny to horrifying-

Haha I hate that! You’ve actually made it HARDER for the poop to decompose, ya jerks.

Hahha WAY TO KEEP IT TOPICAL.

I hate “creative” interview questions and I’m an actor but I panic at that stuff. Once when asked what kind of animal I would be I said “a porcupine...um....because they have a really good defense system”. They looked at me like I was going to straight up try to murder them.

This needs to be like an SNL sketch!

Yes-I totally agree about keeping your dog on leash on those trails! People are assholes.

Haha nepotism is a bitch.

Hahhahaha i love that he said the letters as if he was speaking a text message!

I’m convinced people like me less professionally or as an actor with my hair curly (which it is 99 percent of the time)

That is...so horrifying on so many levels! Oh my god!

Hah! I just gasped! That's so mean.

Agreed but my only caveat to this is...leash your dog on “on leash” trails and parks of course! But at the few specifically “off leash” dog parks and trails- don’t bring your dog if you don’t want other dogs trying to play! My dog is the sweetest, excited dummy. He is 100 pounds and I get that that makes him look…

Let’s do a pissing contest tonight!

Thank you for the compliment!

My cat has that toy! It's his favorite and he brings it to us as a present every day!