I don’t think we’re compatible.

But you are a beautiful goddess. So...you didn't need to even say that. Of course not.

Did you not get him baptized in the catholic church? Cause if you didn't it could be a demon situation.

Haha it's so upsetting! Or like when your favorite place is inexplicably closed. I was back in Chicago for like 5 days and my whole family was going to my FAVORITE brunch place. And I had spent a month looking forward to it. We show up and they were closed FOR THREE WEEKS. I started crying then too.

Sad? Last week I bought my cat a baby tank top. 0-3 months. It has a fox on it.

I would have been. Furious. Like go ahead-make yourself a sandwich, a frozen pizza, have an apple. But eating someone's leftovers is a DICK MOVE. They were expensive. Going out is a treat!

Right! Groceries are shared. Restaurant Leftovers are personal.

Crowns are also acceptable.

Now that's a HAPPY CAT.

Of COURSE it counts. I'm not Unreasonable. Headbands also count.

If you don’t hat your cats they WILL try to ship themselves somewhere better.

When we first moved in together my boyfriend ate my leftover thai food while I was at work once.

The NRA completely supports black Americans having guns!

I’m so sorry!

They make me laugh so much.

Yes. On a drink coaster.

Oh boooo! Get better soon!

Ughhhhh.

I think you're inside of an aborted fetus and you go through the highs and lows of the what the child's life SHOULD have been before a deep descent into hell for being unbaptized?

How did you find out? I’ve decided I have this now for no other reason than I am also tired sometimes.