It was a long boat ride.

Yeah you wouldn’t be able to bring your horns.

They’ll be feeding the hungry CORN DOGS. For 8 dollars a dog!

Yeah but I feel like those people haven't read the bible actually and are unfamiliar with any of what Jesus actually said or meant so....

I mean- are there rides? I feel like the coal mining ride from Dollywood would work well. Just like instead of plunging into mines-you plunge into the pits of hell and watch little animatronic sinners having hot rocks shoved into their behinds. Singing “hell is real after all.” On a loop.

Thank you.

I see that as a criticism of the piece. I mean not every piece is going to be a knock out of the park for any writer? I just think that people are getting legitimately upset over a humor piece that they maybe found not that funny? It's not like there's anything offensive about it.

Haha well that's subjective? I found it fairly funny.

It’s not a critique of the show. It’s a humor post.

Why are people so angry about an opinion piece about a TV show? I just want to recommend therapy for all of them. YOU DONT HAVE TO LIVE THIS WAY, BUDDIES.

I do so all the time.

Growth spurt.

Thank you! My throat is so sore! It's the worst. Will try.,

Hahhahaha this is amazing.

Haha that probably didn’t come off as self aware as it should be. I know I’m not dying from throat cancer but I did go through a serious googling concern today. That spiraled.

I also have a TERRIBlE sore throat. I am losing it. Part of me knows it’s from smoking pot 2 days ago (I cannot handle smoking and like never do it) but also Ive done a fair bit of google research that has told me that I have Throat cancer. And once you feel the symptoms. ITS TOO LATE. So. I'm dying.

Sometimes I get sad because if I die none of you will know. It’ll just be like oh. Well she stopped posting.

Haha I don't know. I'm suspicious that you are not doing that based on the set up...

Haha that's true! Perhaps on an all wine-pity day ill put something together while sobbing and binge watching Parks and Rec.

That's what makes the whole thing so tragic. You tried so hard.